by Coming back to you once again Wrestle Joy faithful, this time with a drink that….wait a minute, somethings not right….oh yeah…THERE THAT’S BETTER! OH YEAH BROTHER WE’RE COMING TO YOU TODAY WITH A DRINK THAT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RULES ASS! A DRINK THAT IS AS CLASSIC AS IT IS EFFECTIVE. A DRINK THAT IS SYNONYMOUS WITH ONE PERSON AND THUS WE SHALL NOT RENAME IT THIS WEEK, OH NO WE SHALL LEAVE IT JUST AS IT SHOULD BE, ALL IN THE GLORY OF THE HOUSE OF METAL! WE’RE HITTING YOU UP WITH THAT SWEET SWEET JACK AND COKE THAT IS THE LEMMY! BUT WHAT MAN COULD DARE STAND UP TO THE HEAVY METAL HOLINESS THAT WAS LEMMY KILMISTER? WHO CAN EMBODY THE SHEER METAL APOCALYPTIC FEROCITY AND BRUTALLY? TODAY THIS DRINK GOES OUT TO WARHORSE!
THAT’S RIGHT BROTHER THIS DRINK IS DEDICATED TO OUR RECORD BREAKING INDEPENDENT WRESTLING CHAMPION. WHO HAS BEEN RULING ASS AS CHAMPION FOR OVER 310 DAYS! A METALHEAD THAT VERY SOON WILL COME KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF ONE ALL ELITE WRESTLING AND MAY END UP LEAVING A CHAMPION OF NOT ONLY INTERNET TELEVISION BUT ALSO TURNER NETWORK TELEVISION AS WELL! GIVE ‘EM HELL WARHORSE!
INGREDIENTS
- 3 Ounces Jack Daniels
- 6 Ounces Coke(less or more for taste)
INSTRUCTIONS
- Mix components together
- Consume
- Listen to Motorhead
- Listen to Anthrax
- Listen to Slayer
- Listen to King Diamond
- Listen to more Anthrax
- RULE ASS!
WARHORSE IS A TRUE GEM IN THE INDEPENDENT WRESTLING SCENE. HE IS ALWAYS PUSHING A POSITIVE MESSAGE WITHOUT LOSING THE EDGE OF REBELLION THAT IS THE TRADEMARK OF METAL. I PERSONALLY RECOMMEND HIM TO EVERY FRIEND POSSIBLE TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER, YOUTUBE, OR JUST SUPPORT WITH A SHIRT OR HIS OCCASIONAL VIDEOS. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS THEIR DRINK THIS WEEK AND TUNES INTO SEE THIS EPIC SHOWDOWN ON TNT!
